Mortadella Sandwich

I made this as a sleepless child. I guess I was just born with talent.( ◡‿◡ *)

INGREDIENTS:

Here is what you'll need (measure with however much sandwich you desire to consume):

• Sliced bread
• Sliced mortadella (please, do not use it as a whole block unless you a beast)
• Lettuce
• Mustard
• Mayonnaise
• Sliced Kashkaval cheese (you can use any kind of cheese you want)
• Ketchup (optinal)
• Onions (optional)

I was a child, do not judge until you try it.

STEPS:

1. Spread mayo on both bread. If you want ketchup, then spread ketchup on one bread and mayo on the other.


2. Then, add your mortadella, lettuce, mustard, cheese and onions.


3. Close your sandwich and toast it. (or grill it, or eat it soft, idk, but the cheese gotta melt.)


4. Now, bite into perfection.

EXTRA TIPS:

Now as a grownup, I would've done just a few things differently:

• Grill or fry your mortadella until it forms that brown crust thing.
• Wash your veggies (thankfully the lettuce I used as a child was washed... or was it?)
• Add chilli. Anything spicy makes everything taste better. Unless you don't enjoy pain.